MYTH-PITCH
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Every great pitch is a myth. We write yours.
π‘ Investors don't fund facts. They fund belief.
MYTH-PITCH is a 3-day storytelling sprint that transforms your startup's signal into a story people believe-and back.
β‘ It's fast. It's sharp. It's high-stakes. And you only pay if you raise.
What You Get
- β¨ A complete, pitch-ready narrative crafted in 3 days
- β¨ Founder-first voice and investor-calibrated clarity
- β¨ No fluff, no filler slides-just your story at its most fundable
No Risk
- β No upfront payment
- β You pay only if your round closes
Example Scenarios
Pre-Seed
Raise: $150K
Fee: $3K
(2% of raise)
Seed
Raise: $500K
Fee: $10K
(2% of raise)
Series A
Raise: $4M
Fee: $80K
(2% of raise)
FAQ
- What if I don't raise?
Then you donβt pay. Itβs truly risk-free. - Do you help with slide design?
We provide a complete narrative and structure. If you need visuals, we have partners. - Can I use MYTH-PITCH before talking to investors?
Yes. Itβs perfect for refining your story pre-raise or before demo day.
Who It's For
- π€ Founders raising Pre-Seed, Seed, or Series A
- π Startups with real traction but unclear story
- π Teams whose current pitch isnβt landing
How It Works
- π Get in Touch β We connect via a quick, no-commitment call to understand your goals and timeline, and see if we're a fit.
- π§ Deep Dive β We extract your startupβs DNA in a 90-minute session.
- βοΈ Story Sprint β In 3 days, we craft your investor-grade narrative and deliver a complete deck outline.
- π You Pitch. You Close. β And only if you raise, we get paid.
Let's Talk
Fergus Sweeney
Founder of Purple Coulee. A strategist and storyteller with 20+ years in media, advertising and communications.
Founder of Purple Coulee. A strategist and storyteller with 20+ years in media, advertising and communications.